He just keeps on dropping gems and I don't want to forget them. And remember, he's only two years old. Comedic wunderkind?
#1 -- Self-control
Setting: Samantha had a big temper tantrum before getting in the van for a trip on Sunday. Screaming, stomping.. the whole nine yards. A few minutes later she came back to the van where Jack was already buckled into his seat and waiting. He looked at his big sister and said:
Jack: "So, did you get yourself together yet?"
#2 -- Undies
Setting: I walked into Jack's bedroom this morning after my shower. I was only wearing boxer shorts:
Jack: "What are you wearing, daddy?"
Me: "What do you think I'm wearing?"
Jack: (thinking...) "Just one panty?"
#3 -- Tengo queso en mis pantalones
Setting: Jack was on the potty this morning. We're on day #3 of potty training, and it's going OK but boys seem to take longer than girls. Jack was in a foul mood:
Jack: "I'm scared, mommy!"
Mom: "What are you scared of?"
Jack: "The ribbit frogs! Do they live in my heart?"
Mom: "No, who lives in your heart?"
Jack: "I don't know."
Jack: "Yeah, that's it. God."
Jack: "So who lives in my pants?"
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