My sister-in-law just posted one of her son's prayers on her blog, and it reminded me of this gem last week, from Samantha:
"Dear God, thank you for Jack's medicine that isn't working. Please help
it to start working so Jack can get better. Amen."
It's impossible to tell if she was being sweet or cynical. I've taught her well.
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